Essays

Writing

…is the number one thing I like to do. It’s the thing that keeps my tender heart thriving, and from that loving place I am growing a small but mighty fanbase.

PUBLISHED ESSAYS:

LATEST! The Upside Down Mermaid 

(HUMOR/HORROR/FICTION) Published October 29th, 2018 in publication, The Furious Gazelle. This piece was a finalist in a Halloween contest about a beautiful and mythical creature with a not-so-beautiful secret.

Yes, I’ve been on 80 First Dates

(DATING/COMEDY) Republished September 13th, 2018: Your Tango (2 Million+ Facebook Followers, 40k Twitter followers) The trials and tribulations of going on never-ending dates.

I Used to Welcome the Seattle Freeze, But Now I’m Trying to Melt It

(COMMUNITY/ADVICE) Published July 11th, 2018: The Evergrey (Local Seattle Online Newspaper), Trying to battle the Seattle Freeze, a community phenomena in the Pacific Northwest.

Growing From Ghosting: 5 Things to Consider While Dealing with Silence 

(DATING/COMEDY) Published December 26th, 2017: TinyBuddha (2.6 million Facebook followers, 522k Twitter followers) Dealing with the new, painful way of rejection in the online dating world

I’m a Millennial That Moved in with Her Mother

(PERSONAL/COMEDY) Published November 25th, 2017: Medium.com – Went viral with 14,000+ views, and republished in Mamamia.au (Australian website), and Futura Newsletter (Italian magazine). The story about moving back to my mothers house for nearly a year while trying to look for work.

In Hamburg, People Stare at You

(TRAVEL/COMEDY) Published January 11th, 2017 in: AirlineReporter (90k Twitter followers, 11k Facebook followers) About the good, the bad and the ugly of living in Hamburg, Germany

How to Not be Okay with Your Body at a German Spa

(TRAVEL/COMEDY) Published March 12th, 2017 in: PointsInCase (7k Twitter followers, 4k Facebook Followers) A comedic approach about my first time in a German spa

Sarah the Mild Annoyance

(COMEDY) Performed on stage via recording in late March, 2017 in: Weird and Awesome with Emmett Montgomery (Famous monthly variety show in Seattle, Washington)

A short, comedic story about what would happen if I were a ghost

Dating with an Anxiety Disorder

(PERSONAL/COMEDY) Published March 1st, 2016  in RoleReboot.org (6k Twitter followers, 9k Facebook followers) The trials and tribulations of online dating paired with an anxiety disorder

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