Hi All! I’m trying out Medium’s new “Series” feature and writing a story about the life of an intimate object. Feel free to check it out and if you’re super interested in seeing what happens next to a lamp – please subscribe for the excitement!
Here is the follow-up to my “viral” Millennial essay I wrote last year! BE PREPARED FOR THE USUAL DRAMA 😉
February is the season of love!
Your February horoscope for almost-humans is here! Sorry for the insults!
Last night I performed in front of people for the first time in literally a decade. This may be small potatoes for some, but it’s a GROSSLY big deal to me. I have a long horrible history with public speaking, and talking about stage fright WHILE ACTUALLY public speaking was very meta. I said the word ‘vomit’ 5 times. I know I’m not a seasoned professional (one has to, you know, make eye contact for that to happen) and maybe I never will be. But the act of ripping off that band-aid really meant a lot to my personal psyche.
BONUS: The elderly crowd in the back were into it (I talked about Barbra Streisand a lot), and so was one very sensual woman with a fashionable chihuahua in the front. I call this an above-average success. My heart is filled with love.
Hi Friends! I wrote a new humor post (That got rejected twice! IRONIC CONSIDERING THE TITLE) so I put it on Medium. Thank you and enjoy!
Issue #2 of Turning Humanoid on Medium Premium (which is for rich people who can afford 5 dollars a month membership)! If you give me all the claps I will give you all the high fives. ❤
Do not actually say any of these things on this list.
I just got 1,000 followers on Medium! ❤ I am SO HONORED to be writing for all of you. Excuse my ever-gushing emotions but I am delighted and I hope to make you (and myself) proud on this writing journey we are on together. Thank you for everything and let’s do this!
What a marvelous end of a writing year! I am so grateful that my voice is slowly but surely being put out there – and for the world to hear it ❤